LYRICS:

It's Christmas time baby, it's a time for makin' love
So leave your mittens at home, and grab yo rubba' gloves
Come with me for a sleigh ride, and I'll lay you down for a lay ride
You can jingle my balls, and we'll have a Winter Wonderland
It's gonna be a White Christmas, all over your chest and face
Gonna spread my White Christmas, all over the place
Before my chestnuts are restin', on your chest humps
And before you give my beef a jerky, and before I deep fry your turkey

I gotta wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it...like a Christmas present
Or I'll never tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it...ever again
I gotta wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it...like a Christmas present
Or I'll never tap it, tap it, tap it...ever again

Ya know, I heard, that at Christmas time, STD stands for Santa's Tasty Dick, so want cha'll ladies come over here and get a taste of the candy cane.
Rudolph likes it!

This Christmas DG's comin' with a big fat sack, but it's not full of toys it's full of semen for your back
But I don't want a baby so I wear a jimmy cap, and I don't trust your vag so I do the double wrap
I'm callin' in Santa for the double penetration, and he's puttin' his Choo-Choo in your Shiny Time Station
We're gonna spend Christmas, a top the Eiffel Tower, and while Santa taps for vag I'm gonna take your anal flower

FIVE, ANAL FLOWERS!

CHORUS:
I gotta wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it...like a Christmas present
Or I'll never tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it...ever again
I gotta wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it...like a Christmas present
Or I'll never tap it, tap it, tap it...ever again

Don't want no babies, for Christmas, don't want no gonorrhea or syphilis (x4)

It's Christmastime...everywhere, and I'm gonna hide my pickle in your derrière
It's Christmastime...in every place, and it's gonna be a White Christmas all over your face.

I gotta wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it...like a Christmas present
Or I'll never tap it, tap it, tap it...ever again